Now that Maldives has done ratifying the new constitution, solving its drug problem, stabilising its finances, avoiding annihilation by reversing global warming, preventing threat of religious war by fanatics, unifying the street gangs (which were funded by the same people anyway), acquiring self sustenance, lobotomising sexual predators, dispersing political opposition and providing two iPhone 3Gs in every pocket (present Maldivian dream), it should concentrate on matters of much broader perspectives ... and global proportions that Maldives really deserves.
You know, stuff like world domination, becoming a nuclear power, invading some resource rich country (such as India), putting a Maldivian on the moon and Pluto, floating the MVR (better known as MRf), experimenting on time-travel, or at least securing a seat at the Security Council.
A seat at the Security Council would mean that the rich countries would like to buy our votes at UN! More revenue into Maldives! Yay! Higher GDP! Yay! Maldives is for sale! Yay! Erm... Hmm... We won SAFF Championship 2008! Yay!
You know, stuff like world domination, becoming a nuclear power, invading some resource rich country (such as India), putting a Maldivian on the moon and Pluto, floating the MVR (better known as MRf), experimenting on time-travel, or at least securing a seat at the Security Council.
A seat at the Security Council would mean that the rich countries would like to buy our votes at UN! More revenue into Maldives! Yay! Higher GDP! Yay! Maldives is for sale! Yay! Erm... Hmm... We won SAFF Championship 2008! Yay!
3 comments:
very nicely put!
A Dream, at least comes free of charge..
Are you, in your own way, ridiculing Maldivians because they have dreams?
Maldivian don't have dreams.. they live in a dreamworld.
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